The Classic Yuppie

Hi, my name is: John, but around the Internet, I’m know as “classicyuppie”. People at work know me as “Sarcastic Sonofabitch.”

When I’m nervous I: ramble

Last night I: worked on Twitter posts, some other websites, and talked to Cryssy on vid iChat

PART 1: YOU

Were you a planned baby?
I sincerely hope so… otherwise, my parents just took pity on me.

Were you the first?
Yar. First and only… go me!

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY

Do you have low self esteem?
Yes. I have too little time to seriously care what other people think about me and let it bother me enough to have ‘low self esteem’

Are you happy right now?
Most incredulously splendiferously.

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
Yar, but I could stand to loose a few extra.

Describe your hair:
Medium-short, brown. ‘Nuff said.

PART 4: RANDOM

Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Nope. I’m too fly for a white guy to let that happen.

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
I keep “The Great Indoors” by John Mayer on loop on my iPod Touch… does that answer it?

How’s the weather?
Too frakin’ hot.

Do you like walking in the rain?
Arr.

Do you like thunderstorms?
I love making love during thunderstorms.

PART 6: FOOD

Are you a vegetarian?
Mmmm, meat.

Anything you absolutely could eat forever?
Lasagna - hands down.

What is your favorite dessert?
No comment.

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

Do you want to get married?
Yes… I have finally found my earthmate.

Been married before?
2 close calls, but never finished those thoughts - fortunately.

Are you truly in love?
For the first time yes. “I’ve never been in love before…”

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

Where is your cell phone?
On my home/office workstation.

Cheesecake?
Yes, please.

Your dream last night?
Pure magic.

Your favorite drink?
Grey Goose martini, shaken not stirred.

Where did you grow up?
Northeast Philly, born and raised for 21 years.

Tattoos?
Nada,

Ketchup?
Maybe on my eggs w/ a little Tabasco sauce.

Your computer?
20″ iMac, 250GB HDD, 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 1GB 667 DDR2 800MHz SDRAM, currently running OS X 10.5.3 (Leopard) and 800MHz G3 iBook.

Your life?
F-ing A.

What are you thinking about right now?
Being w/ Cryssy

Favorite color(s)?
Wine, beige and any shade of blue

When is the last time you laughed?
Everytime I talked to my love. She always makes me laugh.

Last received call?
From Teresa, telling me to turn the dogs out so her gas could get fixed.

Part 9: LIFE

What friend knows the most about you?
At this point, probably Cryssy, but there are other’s that know bits and pieces.

Who do you blame for your mood today?
Cryssy… she always puts me in a good mood.

What should we do with stupid people?
Offer a free cruise to the Caribbean… after it gets about 200 miles offshore, nuke the boat.

What is making you sad right now?
Missing my love.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Woke up.

Last person you went out to dinner with?
Cryssy.

Do you drink lots of water?
Now more than ever… I is po’

How do you vent your anger/sad?
I blog. Therefore, I am.

What theme does your room have?
It doesn’t, it’s a home office for Christ sake.

Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?
Mama’s boy - all the way.

The last website you visited?
www.TWiT.tv

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Cryssy

Last person you went to the movies with?
Damn… too long to remember.

What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
Already passed… as depressing as it was.

Is anything alive in your room?
My cat - passed out on the flo’

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward… definitely.

What are you looking forward to right now?
June 27th, 2008. The first day of the rest of my life.

Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO

If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be?
I don’t dye my hair. Sorry.

If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
I don’t pierce my body parts. Sorry.